The Shortest Poem In The World

According to Bartlett’s Quotations, the shortest poem in the English language is called “On the Antiquity of Microbes.” It goes like this– “Adam / Had ’em.” 

Yup, that’s a short-ass poem. 
Reportedly, Muhammad Ali  trumped (sorry, no other term comes to mind) that poem with — “Me? / Whee!!” , as witnessed by renown poet Marianne Moore and The Paris Review editor, George Plimpton.

UNHOLY – a faith-based foreign film

This (subtitled) foreign film UNHOLY is about a guy who loses his family in a car crash and how he’s dealing with FAITH. How would you deal?

Ok, ok…it’s true–I might only have 2 words in this film lol, but c’mon, I wrote, directed, shot and edited, so I get a little credit, ha! 🙂

Cheers to actor Rüdiger Pfalzer playing the PASTOR and shoutout to voiceover talent Nicole and Emely and my new best friend, my Panasonic GH4.

Watch in HD if your system allows.

The Agent – A Kamary Phillips Film

Here’s a scene from a comedy I wrote and directed, which takes the piss out of the acting industry–THE MADNESS OF METHOD, starring one of my favorite peeps ever…the talented and beautiful European actress, Elena Stark!