The Shortest Poem In The World

According to Bartlett’s Quotations, the shortest poem in the English language is called “On the Antiquity of Microbes.” It goes like this– “Adam / Had ’em.” 

Yup, that’s a short-ass poem. 
Reportedly, Muhammad Ali  trumped (sorry, no other term comes to mind) that poem with — “Me? / Whee!!” , as witnessed by renown poet Marianne Moore and The Paris Review editor, George Plimpton.

6 Month Anniversay With Bella

Don’t get too excited now, Bella is a dog. Sure, she’s the greatest dog there is and that’s why we are celebrating. Six months ago we rescued her and she is originally from Ireland – Ex-racing Greyhound. She’s come a long way indeed and I don’t just mean geographically. We are excited to see what the next six months bring. Have you rescued a greyhound yet? 🙂

iTunes Featuring Kamary Phillips

It’s nice to see my music being sold online LEGALLY for once! So of course I’m going to help promote the sh*t out of it. I hope you stop by the world’s largest online retailer and pick up a song or three for your hungry iPod or other MP3 player.

Besides my own little online Disto-shop, iTunes, Amazon and Google-Play are the only places (right now) I’ve given consent to sell my shite. Anywhere else is pirating. Not that you care, eh? 🙂 At any rate, thanks to all my freaky online comrades for spreading the word to more than 150 countries where Kamary Phillips Music is available.

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