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This is a great place to reach me for any reason at all. After the mail has passed the spam and virus screening, it then arrives at my central data processing plant in Dayton Ohio, where it will be fetched by one of my um-teen assistants. After they have read it and considered the implications of forwarding me any unworthy messages, perhaps then I'll receive it. :) Go on, write me. What do you have to lose?