Poor, poor guy.
Thanks Anouchka for the link!
Category Archives: Celebrities
Porn Stars Are Good If Not Your Daughter
Poor Laurence Fishburne! I love Porn, Goddess knows I do and I realize that somebody's daughter has to be a Porn Star, or I have no favorite past time LOL! I just never expected Montana (whom I met in Venice some 17 years ago) to be getting paid for sucking ugly, white, cocks. Oh well, to each their own.
Either way, I FEEL FOR YOU MAN! Now, if we wanna talk about wives that are Porn Stars, hee...hee.., now that's a different story altogether, ha!Bill Gates’ Real World Advice
My Mom sent me this. Whether it’s really from Gates or not, who cares. Good points at any rate.
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault , so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
4 Your Soul – Circus
As many of you know I moved recently to North Hollywood, CA. In that process, I’ve found a lot of digital content that’s been sitting on various hard drives the last few years. This is one of those Gems! It’s a short film I made about one of my favorite German bands I had the pleasure to work with at times over the last 14-15 years of messing around over there as a professional artist.
Introducing, “4 Your Soul”.
My Favorite Version Of Jay-Z’s New York Anthem
I’ve seen and heard a good handful of different versions of this track and this is by far my fave courtesy of OMA.
Cool Guys Blow Shit Up
I got such a kick out of this video which was sent my way from OnStage Media boss, Silke. I’m guessing you’ve seen it already but if not it’s a guaranteed loud chuckle!
Whitney Houston On Oprah
I for one am old enough to remember this woman and her brilliance. On top of that, I’ve been in the music biz long enough to have experienced her (though indirectly) studio work so I know what a perfectionist, pain-in-the-butt, slave driver she was at the height of her career. WTF happened? Maybe one or two of these videos will shed some insight for anyone interested in such info. I sure am.
I am posting this because I just say a tour poster for Whitney while I was in town the other day. Apparently she’s on her way here sooner than later. So I figured I’d dig up something worth sharing besides the music, you know? All that you can easily find in YouTube I’m sure! But this interview? Might be a bit harder to come by. Either way, if you haven’t seen it and you’re a Whitney fan then it’s a must see.
Enjoy.
Whitney Houston Interview
My Grandmother’s Sexy Young Girlfriend
Yeah, I knew that’d get your attention. Freak-os! She’s a girl and I’m sure they’re friends but thats as far as it goes. My GM’s 93 years old in that picture. When I think of that and look at that pic, I’m like “Damn, I hope I’m healthy and hanging out with girls like that in 50 years!” Goddess knows it ain’t happening now, LOL!
I might have mentioned in an earlier post that her man (my Grandfather Joseph) died a month ago and as far as I know she’s doing quite well considering. I’ll track her down one of these days, latest January when I’m back in the U.S.S.A! I LOVE YOU GRANDMA! I’m waiting for details about who the photographer is. I’m hoping it’s a relative. Stay tuned…
Megan Fox – Don’t Hate Hotties
I swiped borrowed these pics from a friends blog where she complains that I need to find a new girl to stalk, ha! She says it’s getting a bit boring. Of course I disagree and since I’m the boss of me, I’m going to keep on keepin’ on. Although I doubt any of my readers (that means you!) are having an problem seeing her once in a while. Shit, it’s not like every other post is THE FOX.
As for calling her the sexiest woman alive; the next Angelina Jolie and all that.., whatever. I just think she’s hot and I’m waiting for her to show up at one of my concerts with her boyfriend so Harley can smack him one for saying we suck. I’m a lover, not a fighter.


