My buddy Ritchie sent me this email. Like most online fodder, like no truth behind it but like most fodder on this site, it’s meant to entertain you either way. Go ahead and chuckle. Being a cat foe such as I am, I particularly enjoyed it.

Tags: cats, email, humor, kamary phillips, pussy, ritchie the c.

Love this clip and it's right up my Funnybone TV alley. Exactly what part is improv is unclear however. Certainly nothing accidental. Great work!

When an artist dies there's usually no one to blame but the spouse, the doctor or the ever-present manager. In the case of the mysterious death of comic character Donny Richardson, manager Joe Manager came in to suspicion. Here's what he had to say to Paparazzi recently.

This comedy wave is essentially my response to an ignorant comment a comedian whose marketing I'd taken on less than 2 weeks ago, had made about me. AND I QUOTE;

You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re not an artist. You don’t know anything. You’re just a clickety-clank computer guy.

Um, okay. That's original, I'll give him that. Anyway, less than a moment after that terribly uneducated insult, I opened my door and booted the putz to the curb.

As for the work I've done so far since creating Donny Richardson; Hey, this Hollywood. The show must go on therefore I'm looking for interested comedians that want to play the role of comedic host, Donny Richardson.

Whether we find our new Donny or not, I'm taking great joy in the fact that online searching anything relevant to the name Donny or Donald will eventually and inevitably lead the surfer to my Donny. Ah, justice is sweet.

Want more back-story and dirt? Read the Okrah interview!

Okay, starting 2010 with a spam I can almost believe in. I’m really tempted to follow up on this one kids…

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From: infonoreply@lotto.nl
Subject: Call To Confirm!!!
Date: February 5, 2010 2:22:41 PM PST
Reply-To: vangogh@aol.nl

CONGRATULATIONS YOUR EMAIL WON!!!

MOTTO: FIGHTING POVERTY TODAY AROUND THE WORLD
FROM THE DESK OF E-MAIL
PROMOTIONS MANAGER
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT,
AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS ..
Reference No:GP 14-M-246-04
BATCH NO: 573881545-NL/2009
WINNER NO: 7
ELECTRONIC E-MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION
AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER: AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.

Dear Winner,

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individuals and corporate institutions,picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.No tickets were sold.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as a winner in the category “A” with the following numbers attached Ref: Number:GP 14-M-246-04,Batch Number:573881545-NL/2007 and Ticket Number: PP 3502 /8707-01.

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $2,500,000.00. ( Two Million Five Hundred Thousand ) from the totalpayout.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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Mr. Wesly Van Gogh.
Tel: +31 633 664 359
Fax:+31 84 739 0336
Email: vangogh@aol.nl

You are advice to provide him with the following information:

Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
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NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than (14) days; thereafterunclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. You are to keep all lottery information confidential, especially your reference and ticket numbers.

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Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our Promotional Program.

This email may contain information which is confidential and/or privileged. The information is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity named above. If you ar not the intended recipient,
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SINCERELY,

Mrs.Jenneke van Deuren
(PROMOTIONS MANAGER).

Welcome to a new decade folks! One sure to be filled with ups and downs, success and failure, love and hate, peace and war and above all…SPAM!

Let’s get 2010 crackin’ with my first Spam Jam of the year! It’s another nice check from the Netherlands. And you thought I loved Holland because of the weed?!

As always, I have no time to collect the fortunes that I am offered on a weekly basis, so feel free to touch base

with the Fabbris guy if you’d like to claim the 1 million plus as outlined below. Good luck and be sure to comment your experiences and how you plan to spend the money, LOL!

Oh, I particularly like the last bit…

NOTE: Please be warned, your winning and its entire information are to be kept strictly confidential,…

Blah, blah, blah… Yeah right! Wouldn’t want to get busted for scamming perhaps?
Good luck!

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Lucky Day Lottery NL
Promotional/Sweepstakes Office
Laan van Hoornwijck 55
2289 DG Rijswijk
KvK: 41151075
The Netherlands.

We are pleased to inform you that your email address has won 1,520,000:00 Euro (One Million Five Hundred & Twenty Thousand Euro Only) in the Netherlands Lucky Day Lottery Sweepstakes promotional program, conducted 04-01-2010. This is a free promotional program sponsored by consortium of software companies, note that Lottery tickets were not sold.

For more information’s/procedure of your winning claim, you are advice to contact our processing department with the contact information below, provide them with your winning details below and your winning email address.

Mr Jerome Walter
TEL:+31684169753
Fax:+31847103183
Email: (walterjerome11@aim.com)

Your Winning Details.
Ref No: JTLI/772-5/7009
Batch No: 239/5557JS.
E-Ticket No: PUK-7708-217-777
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NOTE: Please be warned, your winning and its entire information are to be kept strictly confidential, this is to avoid previous bad experience this program has suffered, such as abuse of this program by other internet user who use the name of this company for unscrupulous activities and double claiming of winning entitlement because of insecurity of winning information on the part of beneficiaries. Always call to ensure you are dealing with the right office.

Sincerely,
Mr. Robert Fabbris
Sweepstakes Coordinator.
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