My buddy Ritchie sent me this email. Like most online fodder, like no truth behind it but like most fodder on this site, it’s meant to entertain you either way. Go ahead and chuckle. Being a cat foe such as I am, I particularly enjoyed it.
Love this clip and it's right up my Funnybone TV alley. Exactly what part is improv is unclear however. Certainly nothing accidental. Great work!
When an artist dies there's usually no one to blame but the spouse, the doctor or the ever-present manager. In the case of the mysterious death of comic character Donny Richardson, manager Joe Manager came in to suspicion. Here's what he had to say to Paparazzi recently.
This comedy wave is essentially my response to an ignorant comment a comedian whose marketing I'd taken on less than 2 weeks ago, had made about me. AND I QUOTE;
You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re not an artist. You don’t know anything. You’re just a clickety-clank computer guy.
Um, okay. That's original, I'll give him that. Anyway, less than a moment after that terribly uneducated insult, I opened my door and booted the putz to the curb.
As for the work I've done so far since creating Donny Richardson; Hey, this Hollywood. The show must go on therefore I'm looking for interested comedians that want to play the role of comedic host, Donny Richardson.
Whether we find our new Donny or not, I'm taking great joy in the fact that online searching anything relevant to the name Donny or Donald will eventually and inevitably lead the surfer to my Donny. Ah, justice is sweet.
Want more back-story and dirt? Read the Okrah interview!
Okay, starting 2010 with a spam I can almost believe in. I’m really tempted to follow up on this one kids…
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I'm buying Holland!
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Welcome to a new decade folks! One sure to be filled with ups and downs, success and failure, love and hate, peace and war and above all…SPAM!
Let’s get 2010 crackin’ with my first Spam Jam of the year! It’s another nice check from the Netherlands. And you thought I loved Holland because of the weed?!
As always, I have no time to collect the fortunes that I am offered on a weekly basis, so feel free to touch base
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Oh, I particularly like the last bit…
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Blah, blah, blah… Yeah right! Wouldn’t want to get busted for scamming perhaps?
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This is so damn funny I couldn’t resist! Thanks to OMA for sending it my way.
I sure hope everyone had a great Christmas chalk-full of everything you wanted to get from Mr. Claus! I for one got to hang out with my two favorite beings and we got to do the Elf thing. What.., don’t know the ELF THING? Well then, better watch the video and find out!
As you know, I have this ongoing blog series called SPAM JAM where I post some of the most outrageous or at least entertaining spam mails I, like many others, receive on a daily basis. This one particularly rubbed the right way. I can imagine the poor girl in the picture has no idea her mug is being used to scam $ and landing in thousands of spam boxes around the globe. Or does she? 
Hello Dear,
I am very happy to receive your reply today,Thanks for your acceptance to my proposal,How was your day?,Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal.Like I told you before my name is enderlin Karume,24yrs old,single and never married before.I believe that it is important we get to know each other better for trust and confidence which is necessary in any good and lasting relationship built on truth and real love.
I love reading and spots and like to visit parks and garden to be close to nature.. I love children too and will like to have many children when i get married.I am from Ivory Coast in West Africa and i am presently staying in a refugee camp here in dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country
My late father Dr Federick Karume was the managing director of Fredcocoa and Associates (Ltd) and he was the personal advicer to the former head of state (Late Dr Robert Guei) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am leaving now.
Scammer from Africa?
So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send me some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I will give you all the necessary information about the money and will introduce you directly to the bank transfer manager for discussions because the manager is waiting for me now to present my trustee so that they release this money to me.As a refugee here i don’t have any right or privilege to work or engage in any business or financial matters,be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country and I will like to come over to your country and start a new life and go back to school because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.
I kept this secret from people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don’t tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.
Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you, i like honest and understanding people and a man of vision, truth and hardworking,
In this Refugee camp its like one staying in the prison because you do not have freedom of your own,I hope by Gods grace i will come out of here soon if everything works out well between me and you together.I don’t have any relatives now whom i can go to because they all ran away in the middle of the war in my country,The only person i have now is ( Rev.Henry joshua ) who is the pastor of (Kingdom’s Assembly Int’l Churches) here in the camp,he has been very nice to me since i came here,you can reach me through the reverend’s telephone number.
His telephone number is (+221768703710) If you call just tell him that you want to speak with me (the girl that came from Ivory coast),he will send for me in the hostel to come and answer your call,
Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have a lot to tell you,have a nice day and think about me,awaiting to hear from you soonest,I attarch my picture bellow and i will like to see your own.
Yours in love
enderlin
I got such a kick out of this video which was sent my way from OnStage Media boss, Silke. I’m guessing you’ve seen it already but if not it’s a guaranteed loud chuckle!
Yeah, I knew that’d get your attention. Freak-os! She’s a girl and I’m sure they’re friends but thats as far as it goes. My GM’s 93 years old in that picture. When I think of that and look at that pic, I’m like “Damn, I hope I’m healthy and hanging out with girls like that in 50 years!” Goddess knows it ain’t happening now, LOL!
I might have mentioned in an earlier post that her man (my Grandfather Joseph) died a month ago and as far as I know she’s doing quite well considering. I’ll track her down one of these days, latest January when I’m back in the U.S.S.A! I LOVE YOU GRANDMA! I’m waiting for details about who the photographer is. I’m hoping it’s a relative. Stay tuned…
My Grandmother Dorothy Phillips at 93 years old.
Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish!
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