Spam Jam – SSG Pittman

Here’s my latest “trip” I’m going to be taking more of around the Blogosphere. It’s a concept called SPAM JAM™ where I’m showcasing the stupid spam which regularly crosses my desktop. Thought it would make for an interesting series for sure. Watch for it as a web series is now in development and will be appearing on UTV as an original format.

Feel free to cut & paste your own ridiculous spam experiences in a comment and share with the world.


From SSG Dewayne Pittman, has sent you a KCBS article entitled Contact Us
Please follow the below link to reach the page.

From SSG Dewayne Pittman,’s comment
From SSG Dewayne Pittman,
Email Address:pdewayne201@yahoo.co.jp

Attention

I am SSG Dewayne Pittman, an active American soldier serving in Iraq,
I am serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, as our mission here is highly exclusive due to insurgents everyday and car bombs are attacking our peaceful mission here.

We managed to secure funds from the war zone. The total amount is US$ 9 Million dollars in cash.
We want to move this money out of this place,this place is a war zone, so that you may keep our share for us till when we will come over to meet you.We will take 70%, my partner and I.You take 30%.

No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone. We plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in a large box, using diplomatic immunity.

If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. This business is risk free.

The box can be shipped out in 48hrs if you want to handle the deal with us as brothers.
Should you be interested, please contact me,so we can commence all arrangements and I Will give you more information on how we would handle this project.

Respectfully,
SSG Dewayne Pittman

Me and StyleTV

Finally got to work with Erin Bridges again on the StyleTV show. She’s been quite out of the loop as of late and before that I found myself preoccupied with a wine company’s marketing efforts essentially putting personal projects to the side.

Now having more and more time since work is slow I’m able to focus on those projects again and that’s one of the positive things about being jobless, LOL!

Erins next show covers her recent trip to Wisconsin, from where the seemingly California girl hails from. Always funny and attractive, Erin Bridges promises to deliver an entertaining escape from your daily internet humdrum.

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TRY

I wrote this song in the middle of the night a bit ago. I knew then that I would only be scratching the surface of what it could be, however I wanted to get the idea down either way.

It really did begin with humming, then whistling and tapping on the table, just as the rough ‘web cam’ video depicts. In fact, that was the actual moment of coming up with the melody and vibe at the beginning of the clip.

Shortly after, I decided to put some lyrics and a programmed beat to that and it grew a bit, reaching the dynamic you are about to witness.

Will I ever Produce the track seriously? Time will tell just as with the Tens upon Tens of other rough ideas such as this one. This one is special simply because it was inspired by the woman who stole my heart as of late and the thousands of miles often between us. We’re still together in our way for no other reason than the fact that we are. We simply try.

Then Keep Your Big Mouth Shut

I don’t know why I care but sometimes colleagues escapades are just too much and can’t go ignored, though I’ve tried. This is just some pretty pathetic shite, must say. I don’t know how long those clips will remain online, as if it were me I’d ditch ‘em right quick!

As for my opinion, Perez you’re a punk. However the difference with me and Will.i.am, I’d have smacked you myself. When you throw down fightin’ words you’d best be ready to fight! What planet are you from anyway? No you don’t have the right to say what you want, when you want and to whom you wish without consequences. Spoiled kid with little/no parenting I’d guess Perez, and no I don’t care enough about you to Google and find out for sure.

Will.i.am and Perez