KPB vs FBI – Spam Jam

It’s been ages since my last Spam Jam (it seems) and this one just couldn’t be ignored. It’s way up there in the creativity department. Definitely an A FOR EFFORT. Needless to say, I’ve never heard of the guy nor know what the hell he’s babbling about. LOL!

From: “ROBERT MUELLER” Subject: final warning…….Federal Bureau Of Investigation…

Date: January 29, 2012 8:17:28 PM GMT+01:00 Reply-To:

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website:

Attention, this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me?

I hope you are understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.

We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We

would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail below. this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when

we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated.

You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didnÊt hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the fbi

director. We have investigated and found out that you didnÊt have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your informationÊs/identity and right now if you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce

in all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi.

As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your informationÊs was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the efcc and

they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98.00 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.

I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you the 01/25/2012 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.


ANSWER: YOU AMOUNT: $100 Senders name====== Senders Address===== Senders Phone Number====== Mtcn Number#======

Scan Copy of your international passport/driving Liences. Scan Copy of western union receipt.

Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didnÊt hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process

has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.

Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and

finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.


Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website:

Spam Jam – Google 11th Anniversary Awards

Damn! Rich again...

Google 11th Anniversary Awards,
94 Marylebone High Street,
London W1U 4RY, United Kingdom.


We are pleased to inform you that your email address has won you an Award in the last batch of Google 11 Years Anniversary Awards as organized by the Anniversary Centre of Google Inc., held on August 5th, 2010 in London, United Kingdom.

The Anniversary Centre of Google Inc randomly selected 10 email addresses through a computer ballot system to receive an award of Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds (£ 500,000.00) each as a part of their for-profit philanthropic wing (GOOGLE.ORG) promotion. Awards MUST be claimed by the email owner ONLY, not later than 30 days from the day of notification.

Award Reference code: GOOGLE09/294/M-3
File number: G12/1

Send your complete personal information with your Award Ref. and file no. to us to enable us process your claim;

1. Full name:
2. Country:
3. Contact Address:
4. Telephone/Fax no.:
5. Marital Status:
6. Occupation:
7. Sex:
8. Age:
9. Email:

Dr. Klas Ollepali
Asst. Director of Operations
Tel: +44 871 315 0967 +44 701 099 5209
Fax:+44 870 495 6313, +44 870 471 8742

Please do not reply if you are NOT the owner of this email address.

Congratulations!! Sincerely Yours,

Google Management
After 11 years of establishment, Google Inc is worth over US$23 Billion with over 20,000 workers worldwide making it the best and most successful online search engine around the globe.

Spam Jam – Mrs.Jenneke van Deuren

Okay, starting 2010 with a spam I can almost believe in. I’m really tempted to follow up on this one kids…

Subject: Call To Confirm!!!
Date: February 5, 2010 2:22:41 PM PST


Reference No:GP 14-M-246-04
BATCH NO: 573881545-NL/2009

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the last final annual draw of our LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL Programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-mail addresses of
individuals and corporate institutions,picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.No tickets were sold.

Im buying Holland!
I'm buying Holland!

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as a winner in the category “A” with the following numbers attached Ref: Number:GP 14-M-246-04,Batch Number:573881545-NL/2007 and Ticket Number: PP 3502 /8707-01.

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $2,500,000.00. ( Two Million Five Hundred Thousand ) from the totalpayout.


Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report. To file in for the
processing of your prize winnings, you are advised to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category “A” winners with the information below:

Mr. Wesly Van Gogh.
Tel: +31 633 664 359
Fax:+31 84 739 0336

You are advice to provide him with the following information:

Telephone/Fax number:

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than (14) days; thereafterunclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. You are to keep all lottery information confidential, especially your reference and ticket numbers.

(This is important as a case of double claim will not be tolerated).Members of affiliated agencies are PROHIBITED from participating in this program.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our Promotional Program.

This email may contain information which is confidential and/or privileged. The information is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity named above. If you ar not the intended recipient,
be aware that any disclosure, copying, distribution or use of the contents is prohibited.If you have received this electronic transmission in error,please notify the sender by telephone or return email and delete the material from your computer.

Walter Jones
Lottery Coordinator.

Mrs.Jenneke van Deuren

Spam Jam – Mr. Robert Fabbris – Lucky Day Lottery

Welcome to a new decade folks! One sure to be filled with ups and downs, success and failure, love and hate, peace and war and above all…SPAM!

Let’s get 2010 crackin’ with my first Spam Jam of the year! It’s another nice check from the Netherlands. And you thought I loved Holland because of the weed?!

As always, I have no time to collect the fortunes that I am offered on a weekly basis, so feel free to touch base

I Got $!
I Got $!
with the Fabbris guy if you’d like to claim the 1 million plus as outlined below. Good luck and be sure to comment your experiences and how you plan to spend the money, LOL!

Oh, I particularly like the last bit…

NOTE: Please be warned, your winning and its entire information are to be kept strictly confidential,…

Blah, blah, blah… Yeah right! Wouldn’t want to get busted for scamming perhaps?
Good luck!

Lucky Day Lottery NL
Promotional/Sweepstakes Office
Laan van Hoornwijck 55
2289 DG Rijswijk
KvK: 41151075
The Netherlands.

We are pleased to inform you that your email address has won 1,520,000:00 Euro (One Million Five Hundred & Twenty Thousand Euro Only) in the Netherlands Lucky Day Lottery Sweepstakes promotional program, conducted 04-01-2010. This is a free promotional program sponsored by consortium of software companies, note that Lottery tickets were not sold.

For more information’s/procedure of your winning claim, you are advice to contact our processing department with the contact information below, provide them with your winning details below and your winning email address.

Mr Jerome Walter
Email: (

Your Winning Details.
Ref No: JTLI/772-5/7009
Batch No: 239/5557JS.
E-Ticket No: PUK-7708-217-777
Serial No: ML/9667/04465

NOTE: Please be warned, your winning and its entire information are to be kept strictly confidential, this is to avoid previous bad experience this program has suffered, such as abuse of this program by other internet user who use the name of this company for unscrupulous activities and double claiming of winning entitlement because of insecurity of winning information on the part of beneficiaries. Always call to ensure you are dealing with the right office.

Mr. Robert Fabbris
Sweepstakes Coordinator.
Visit our website at: Lotto is een onderdeel van De Lotto. Copyright(c) 2010s by De Lotto, the Netherlands.
The Free Lotto Awards is organized by consortium firm companies to encourage the use of the internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

Spam Jam – Enderlin Muoka

As you know, I have this ongoing blog series called SPAM JAM where I post some of the most outrageous or at least entertaining spam mails I, like many others, receive on a daily basis. This one particularly rubbed the right way. I can imagine the poor girl in the picture has no idea her mug is being used to scam $ and landing in thousands of spam boxes around the globe. Or does she? 🙂

Hello Dear,
I am very happy to receive your reply today,Thanks for your acceptance to my proposal,How was your day?,Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal.Like I told you before my name is enderlin Karume,24yrs old,single and never married before.I believe that it is important we get to know each other better for trust and confidence which is necessary in any good and lasting relationship built on truth and real love.

I love reading and spots and like to visit parks and garden to be close to nature.. I love children too and will like to have many children when i get married.I am from Ivory Coast in West Africa and i am presently staying in a refugee camp here in dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country
My late father Dr Federick Karume was the managing director of Fredcocoa and Associates (Ltd) and he was the personal advicer to the former head of state (Late Dr Robert Guei) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am leaving now.

Scammer from Africa?
Scammer from Africa?
I have a special reason why I decided to contact you.
Please listen to this,Because of my urgency need of your help i have to give you more information about me with the hope that you will truly help me as i expect,i have my late father’s statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in one of the leading banks in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $7.3( Seven Million three Hundred Thousand US Dollars) and the bank gave me a condition to get a foreign partner who will stand for me due to my living status,

So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send me some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I will give you all the necessary information about the money and will introduce you directly to the bank transfer manager for discussions because the manager is waiting for me now to present my trustee so that they release this money to me.As a refugee here i don’t have any right or privilege to work or engage in any business or financial matters,be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country and I will like to come over to your country and start a new life and go back to school because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

I kept this secret from people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don’t tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.
Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you, i like honest and understanding people and a man of vision, truth and hardworking,

In this Refugee camp its like one staying in the prison because you do not have freedom of your own,I hope by Gods grace i will come out of here soon if everything works out well between me and you together.I don’t have any relatives now whom i can go to because they all ran away in the middle of the war in my country,The only person i have now is ( Rev.Henry joshua ) who is the pastor of (Kingdom’s Assembly Int’l Churches) here in the camp,he has been very nice to me since i came here,you can reach me through the reverend’s telephone number.

His telephone number is (+221768703710) If you call just tell him that you want to speak with me (the girl that came from Ivory coast),he will send for me in the hostel to come and answer your call,

Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have a lot to tell you,have a nice day and think about me,awaiting to hear from you soonest,I attarch my picture bellow and i will like to see your own.

Yours in love

Spam Jam – Pocket Projector

Okay, alas! Something that someone might remotely be able to use in some abstract way or another, LOL! Maybe project KICK ME on peoples backs while on the Tram?

Dear Sir/ Madam :

It is my pleasure to know you and introduce you one of our new products ?MINI PROJECTOR?,

It is the most convenient portable projector in the world. With 3M light engine,

Please visit our website to have a further understanding about the full range of our products at &

I am sure that our new product will bring much convenience and achievement to your business.

We believe you will be satisfied with our products.

The attachment is the information of Mini Projector. Please kindly read it and discuss with your boss and colleague.

Please don’t hesitate to contact me if you have any question because it’s my pleasure to serve you.

Thanks for your valuable time to read this letter, we assure you a long-term & mutual beneficial business relationship will be established if you could kindly give us feedback along with the details of your needs.

Your reply will be greatly appreciated.

With best regards,

Sincerely yous,


Spam Jam – Lotto NL – I’m Rich Bitch

As you all can imagine, I’m one of the richest people in the world. I win lotteries like this just about every week. I really don’t know what to do with the money anymore. I’ve recently started wallpapering some of the smaller rooms in the mansion I bought for my dog.

Subject: Call for Confirmation of Details.
Date: September 8, 2009 12:48:11 PM GMT+02:00
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

From: The Desk of the Coordinator,
De Lotto NL Prize Award Department.
File Reference Number: FRN/17100/DENL
Batch Payment Number: DL/13212/039ZX.


We are pleased to inform you of the result of the winners of our De Lotto NL programs that was held on the 4th day of September 2009 and that your electronic mail address as attached by us to batch number DL/13212/039ZX has consequently won you our sweepstake prize of 1,925,000 euro (One Million, Nine Hundred and Twenty-Five Thousand Euros) in cash as credited to file Ref. number: FRN/17100/DENL from a total payout cash prize of 23,100,000.00euros that is been shared among the 12 winners in the second category. As precautionary measures, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 400,000 companies and 300,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This draw takes place every year in different developed countries. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by a consortium of software companies to increase the awareness of their software packages. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next 50 million euros international lottery. To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning funds by contacting our funds release department at our affiliated payment bank.

De Lotto Payment Center.
Tel: +31-633-703590
Fax: +31-847-148046

Remember all winnings must be claimed not later than the 18th day of September 2009. Please note that in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications do remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform us as soon as possible. Congratulations once more, and thank you for being part of our Lottery program.

Sincerely yours,
H. T. De Graaf.
(Programs Coordinator)
Lotto is een onderdeel van De Lotto.
Copyright(c) 2009 by De Lotto, the Netherlands.

Spam Jam – Bohman Cole

Well, what do you know? There are Six Million British Pounds waiting for me because of my last name! How cool is that? I’m rich bitch!

Date: Fri, 4 Sep 2009 18:48:07 +0100 [10:48:07 AM PDT]
From: Bohman Cole <"Bohman Cole">Add “Bohman Cole” to my Address Book
To: bohcole@rediffmail.comAdd to my Address Book
Reply-To: bohcole@rediffmail.comAdd to my Address Book
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Good Day,

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to
the total sum of 6,000,000.00 GBP (Six Million British Pounds) in the
codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since
this is our second letter to you).

We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore
can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.
We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are
qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed
upon your acceptance.
Upon your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward
to us your letter of acceptance, your current telephone and fax numbers
and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary LEGAL documents in
your name at our high court probate division for the release of the
fund in question.
Contact me immediately so that we can get this done.
Kind regards,
Mr.Bohman Cole

Spam Jam – Prisca Mbande Strikes Back

Prisca’s up to her old tricks again in this Spam Jam. I don’t think they realize they wrote to me only days ago. Ha! Someone should hit her up for the pics and of course share your findings with the rest of us. 🙂

Date: Thu, 3 Sep 2009 23:57:30 +0000 [04:57:30 PM PDT]
From: prisca mbande Add to my Address Book
Reply-To: prisca02love@yahoo.comAdd to my Address Book
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Hello My Dearest,
My name is Miss Prisca G.Mbande, As I whisper my prayer tonight and went into search for a nice friend in (internet) I came across your contact,My mind and my heart told me to contact you for friendship, A friend who truly understand his or her friend and share their feelings together. please kindly accept my request, I believe that distance can never be a barrier but let’s love connect us because love is a bridge that connected far distance to be close to each other, I will send my pictures to you immediately i receive your reply.
yours In Love,
Miss Prisca