Talk German To Me

Yo peeps! I’m going to be starting 2018 “getting my German on”! I’m launching a new local/regional talk show based in Hamburg. It’s a primarily German-language broadcast however I imagine they’ll be the odd English segment here and there and generally subtitled (time/budget permitting). Be sure to tune in! (Achten darauf die Show zu sehen!)

The Shortest Poem In The World

According to Bartlett’s Quotations, the shortest poem in the English language is called “On the Antiquity of Microbes.” It goes like this– “Adam / Had ’em.” 

Yup, that’s a short-ass poem. 
Reportedly, Muhammad Ali  trumped (sorry, no other term comes to mind) that poem with — “Me? / Whee!!” , as witnessed by renown poet Marianne Moore and The Paris Review editor, George Plimpton.